10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "No river, no fish."
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]