10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --