10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event