10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.