10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Welcome to kicker school
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.