10 Random Poker Quotes

• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm