10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "No river, no fish."
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.