10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer