10 Random Poker Quotes

• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• im going to 2 out you to death