10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson