10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob