10 Random Poker Quotes

No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
"The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
It's Free To Fold...
I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
"I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
People who play poker often wear raw hide.
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