10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "No river, no fish."
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth