10 Random Poker Quotes

• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.