10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986