10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Welcome to kicker school
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon