10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Fook the floosh droo!
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "No river, no fish."
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus