10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?