10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."