10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"