10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!