10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion