10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• It's Free To Fold...
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-