10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed