10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Welcome to kicker school
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion