10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway