10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers