10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• if u play for the thrill u are ill