10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack