10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..