10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi