10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "No river, no fish."
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.