10 Random Poker Quotes

• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "No river, no fish."
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.