10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel