10 Random Poker Quotes

• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth