10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier