10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• It's Free To Fold...
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!