10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "No river, no fish."
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is