10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow