10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion