10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth