10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill