10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury