10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer