10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer