10 Random Poker Quotes

• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "No river, no fish."
• "All-in, bitches!!!"