10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Poker is for loners.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm