10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.