10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."