10 Random Poker Quotes

When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
Those eggs smell delicious!
Why not, when some because there are three.
"What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.